I have more gay friends than straight friends.
I live in Australia, and it's fucking hot.
I swear. a shit load.
I use terms like 'killer' 'groovy' 'mad shit' 'bitchin'' 'ch'yeah' and 'bro' unironically.
'Your mum' Is my favourite and sometimes only comeback.
I'm clumsy. And that's putting it lightly
I play guitar.
I don't tend to function all too well without caffeine.
My boyfriend is amazing.
I tend to talk with different accents all the time.
I'm Scottish.
Short shorts.


(Y)<3
Allan.
Acoustic songs. Coffee. Purple Rockstar. Rain. Sex. Music. Hair. Drawing. Bubble wrap. Facebook. Rainbows. Rubiks cubes. Mispronouncing words. Comics. Drawing. Guitar...ing. the internet. Cake. Zombies. Warner bros. Marvel. Coffee. Painting. Watermelon. Mountain Dew. Nikki Sixx. Music. MLIA. Sleeping in. Crunkcore. Marlboro Reds. Writing. Walking. Scottish. Australia. Fight Club. MSN. Slinkys. Forklet. Your face. Dirty Minded. Bandannas. Inside Jokes.

(N)</3
Not much really.


Music:
Reel Big fish, Avenged Sevenfold, Motley Crue, Deez Nuts,
Guns n' Roses, Salt the Wound, Bring me the Horizon, Parkway Drive, My Children My bride, the Sick Puppies, Green Day, Annotations of an Autopsy, Scars of Tomorrow, In this Moment, The Agonist, Arch Enemy, Zebrahead, Halifax, Bullet for My Valentine, Mudvayne, HIM, the Specials, Queens of the Stoneage, The Aquabats, New found Glory, All Time Low, David Bowie, Foxy Shazam!, Modest Mouse, Bon Jovi, Beck, Pantera, Metallica, Birds of Tokyo, Downsyde, Karnivool, Family Force 5, A day to Remember, Arcade Fire, She Wants Revenge, Jet, ART vs SCIENCE, Whitechapel, Carnifex, Millionaires, brokeNCYDE, Dot Dot Curve, Forever the Sickest Kids, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, 3oh!03, Boys Like Girls, Chimaira, Rise Against, Kisschasy, Yellowcard. Vains of Jenna. Turbonegro, Black Stone Cherry, System of a Down, the Getaway Plan. Magic Dirt.

Quotes:
Me: He's not answering his phone.
Beau: Why? Doesn't he love you?
Me: Of course he does, but...well He's either running from the cops for bashing Tom, or he's sleeping.
Beau: I love how Anti-climatic that is.

Me: WHY ZEE FUCK ARE WE IN GYMEA? CAUSE GYMEA WON'T PULL OUT!

Me: IMMA ANT IMMA ANT IMMA GONNA EACH CHOOO *crash tackle*

____:"Cigarettes and coffee, I swear that's all you do!"
Me: "that's not true, I'm also incredibly sarcastic, and a mean drunk."